Literature
ripoff.exe
"...Hey, Tucker?" Danny said as they played Doom together at the internet cafe.
"Not now, Danny! We almost have the last key!" Tucker said, making his character jump over a ninja and fire an energy blast out of his hands.
"Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you about."
"What? I want access to the world wide web, don't you?" Tucker said, blasting aside another player as he snuck up on Danny's avatar.
"That's the problem."
"What?! What do you mean?" Tucker said momentarily shocked and forgetting to move his character aside, killing a monster at the last moment.
"Remember the day we installed Doom?"
"Yeah, we were really excited, althou